Author Topic: Horrible Misfortune Game (Read 253275 times)

qubit · « **Reply #210 on:** April 06, 2006, 07:59:30 pm »

WRETCHED BOARD OF EDUCATION.

Two in a row - I hope. XD

Bilan · « **Reply #211 on:** April 06, 2006, 08:18:49 pm »

She smashed the radio with the board of education~
Turn up the static left of the state of the nation~

magnum12 · « **Reply #212 on:** April 07, 2006, 02:27:26 pm »

TEM solves the puzzle. Since this is my satirical attempt to cheer Blueblaze up from having to deal with "Principal Stalin" (see his thread in the Deep Thoughts forum), things will work a bit differently. (Someone contact him and bring him to this post.) This time, I'm using my little "games" in the service of satire of what is wrong, thus filling the blue gauge. *Invites TEM and Blueblaze.* You two get to take part in the administration of the prize.
-Penalty Game: Wretched Board of Education. Our players are shown a board game called "Fascist High" in which there is one playing piece (which looks a lot like that guy BB's having problems with). The game is set up and turns are taken. The first dice roll (BB) results in the pawn landing on a space called "Had an independant thought, draw a punishment card." This card says "Shock therapy", meaning that the piece is zapped with a tazer punishment piece provided with the game. The next dice roll (TEM) causes the pawn to land on a space called "Had a temporary lapse in school spirit, draw a punishment card." This card says "Re-education camp" and causes the pawn to be placed in a chair that forces the victim to watch a horrible propaganda film at the threat of being sprayed by pepper spray if they look away. The next roll results in landing on a space called "Martial Law", which moves the pawn to a part of the board with plastic policemen who move their batons with the push of a button. The game goes on (with more school related punishments) until the humiliation gauge on the pawn runs out, ending the game.
-On to the next round. (inspired by another deep thoughts thread).
???????? ????? ???????

qubit · « **Reply #213 on:** April 07, 2006, 03:06:49 pm »

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...yeah.

PsyBorg · « **Reply #214 on:** April 07, 2006, 04:29:23 pm »

magnum12 · « **Reply #215 on:** April 07, 2006, 06:43:43 pm »

??ES???? ????? ??????E

qubit · « **Reply #216 on:** April 07, 2006, 10:47:30 pm »

magnum12 · « **Reply #217 on:** April 10, 2006, 12:54:19 am »

??ES???? ????? ?A??A?E

qubit · « **Reply #218 on:** April 11, 2006, 10:11:15 pm »

Teeeeeee.

buddychaos0415 · « **Reply #219 on:** April 14, 2006, 01:17:04 pm »

magnum12 · « **Reply #220 on:** April 14, 2006, 02:56:03 pm »

??EST??? ????? ?ARRA?E

qubit · « **Reply #221 on:** April 16, 2006, 05:26:34 pm »

magnum12 · « **Reply #222 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:22:13 pm »

??ESTI?? ????? ?ARRA?E
I need more players over here.

qubit · « **Reply #223 on:** April 26, 2006, 08:43:45 pm »

Letter #16

(P if you haven't guessed already)

yse · « **Reply #224 on:** April 26, 2006, 09:03:40 pm »

Aere Alouette · « **Reply #225 on:** April 26, 2006, 11:06:03 pm »

magnum12 · « **Reply #226 on:** April 27, 2006, 12:42:54 am »

??ESTI?? B???? ?ARRAGE

Bilan · « **Reply #227 on:** April 27, 2006, 07:20:50 am »

yse · « **Reply #228 on:** April 27, 2006, 07:26:52 am »

V.

Magnum, have you made a mistake?

qubit · « **Reply #229 on:** April 27, 2006, 12:39:20 pm »

I concur.

Also :o

magnum12 · « **Reply #230 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:43:19 pm »

??ESTIO? B?O?? BARRAGE
-I just noticed the mistake I made. (It was one of the B's) It's fixed now. I'm going to be joining whoever "wins" the prize this time.

douglas · « **Reply #231 on:** April 27, 2006, 04:58:31 pm »

question block barrage?

magnum12 · « **Reply #232 on:** April 27, 2006, 05:20:34 pm »

douglas solves the puzzle TEM and myself are this round's "winners." *Shudders at the horror of what I'm about to face.*
-Penalty Game: Question Block Barrage: (Inspired by something in the Deep Thoughts forum) TEM and magnum are sent to a Super Mario Brothers sytle world. After stomping on some Goombas, they run into a question block. Thinking its full of goodies, they hit it. Unfortunately, this block was the home for a swarm of killer bees, which attack the unlucky saps. Hoping for a fire flower, they hit another block, which causes a bomb to rise out of the box and explode, sending them flying into a water world. Alas, the horrible experience continues with the next block, which opens up to reveal its treasure, a school of blood thirsty pirrhanas, which chase TEM and magnum into a castle. You would think that the point of not touching question blocks would surface by now, but some well placed deceptive signs trick their greed into hitting yet another block, which gives a "Mario brothers style firewhip" anti-powerup. It burns them, causing them to fall on one last question block. At first, nothing happens, but then they hear some awful, yet familiar lyrics. The song "Can You Feel the Sunshine." Plays and gets louder, signifying the presence of the cotton stuffed embodidment of evil that goes by the name "Tails Doll." With his trademark butcher knife in hand, you know what's going to happen next if you've ever heard the stories of the Tails Doll curse.
-On to the next round, which is a request.
??? ??????? ??????

Aere Alouette · « **Reply #233 on:** April 27, 2006, 06:05:48 pm »

qubit · « **Reply #234 on:** April 27, 2006, 06:23:02 pm »

So much for the hat trick. >_<

Anyway, I think I'll sit out this one.

PsyMar · « **Reply #235 on:** May 17, 2006, 08:50:09 pm »

EDIT: I had a guess here conditional on where the T's wound up. They didn't wind up where I thought they would. Thus this post has been removed.

magnum12 · « **Reply #236 on:** May 20, 2006, 01:24:11 am »

T?? ????T?? ??????
I'm going to ignore the guess and put in the letter since this is the 1st round and the game needs to come back.

PsyMar · « **Reply #237 on:** May 20, 2006, 01:50:19 pm »

ok, thanks. I'll go ahead and nab the H. As in Heroes =D

eggFL · « **Reply #238 on:** May 21, 2006, 10:42:53 pm »

just passing by

E

supergenesisman · « **Reply #239 on:** May 22, 2006, 05:05:13 pm »

I made my return, seince i have been gone for about 2 moths FOO'S!

Anywho my letter is *Que sound effects*: Q

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